Breaking News: She Didn’t Wear Eyeliner Today
You wear makeup, and it’s “Oh, big day ahead, huh?” No makeup? “Are you feeling okay?” Suddenly, your natural face is the subject of office gossip. One skipped eyeliner and people think you’re making life-changing decisions. Relax, everyone—I’m just giving my mascara a day off, not filing for early retirement!
-Staff Reporter
