Dear Santa, A Woman’s Real Wishlist
Santa, skip the chocolates—I need some real holiday magic. Start with pain-free periods (seriously, it’s 2024), shoes that don’t double as torture devices, and jeans with pockets big enough to hold my phone and emergency snacks. Oh, and could we get a world where ‘safety’ isn’t a luxury? Now that’s a Christmas miracle worth writing about!
-Staff Reporter
